5 times you hated being a girl and wanted to be a boy instead

No matter how many times you loved taking advantage of being a girl, there are times when you absolutely hate your gender. Sometime not being the dominant sex gets to you the way it shouldn't.  Despite numerous such self-loathing moments, these are the five times when you were completely convinced to undergo the sex change operation-

1. During periods-

Those agonizing days of every month when you become a different person including all your mood swings and food cravings. Not to mention the cramps and limited clothing choices. No, I'd rather wake up with an early morning boner everyday.

2. While running or jumping-

Apart from the better stamina, you must have wondered how it would be like to run around with the lack of two heavy weights dangling from your chest or not having to worry about your skirt flying up while jumping. I would kill to get rid of those prying eyes every time I jog(which I don't do very often).

3.  Being out late at night-

You may relate to this one if you are Indian and your parents set up a curfew time whenever you go out. Even though it is for our own good, but why do boys get to stay out late and we don't?

4. Smoking/Drinking in public-

Now if you are a girl, being judged by people around you is something you can never avoid. Especially in India, if a girl is seen smoking or drinking or peeing in public, she is considered characterless, shameless and cheap. Boys get away easily with stuff like that. We all have our needs man, come on!

 5. Special discounts at the spa-

 Okay this one is new. I just went to the parlour cum spa across the street last weekend and discovered they have special discounts in haircut, body massage and stuff for men, And NO DISCOUNT for women at all. That either means no men go to that spa or we women appear richer than them. What even -.-

Well obviously, Why should boys have all the fun?